Fun and Chaotic Gods

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Chapter 1

Bu Taiming was a small employee of a company.
Every month, he earned a few small coins that couldn't be kicked down.
Gao Xiaolan was his wife, and he inherited the TCM pharmacy that his father had passed down.
In western medicine, he maintained a thin profit.
However, the two of them were happy and happy.
That was enough.
My story started with the two of them.Bu Taiming had been dreaming a lot recently, and it was the same dream.
In the dream, he transformed into the earth and looked at his body made out of green hills and green water.
He felt extremely comfortable, especially when he looked at the center of Mount Everest.
Hehe, the feeling of pride was extraordinary.
"Mm, I don't think there's a man as strong as myself.
After all, there's only one Mount Everest, and it has become mine...
Wahaha!".It's especially nice to look at the center of the map.
"Hmph!
I don't think there's a man as big as myself.
After all, there's only one Mount Everest, and it's already mine...
Wahaha!"Every time that happened, he would be so excited that he wanted to jump, but...
every time that happened, there would be missiles bombarding his Wahaha...
Looking at the mushroom clouds, he guessed it was a nuclear bomb.
At first he was terrified, but after two months of wild explosions, he was numb, after all, it was a dream.It was reasonable to say that he should be very tired from being plagued by dreams, but he didn't.
Every day, he felt energetic, diligent, and diligent at work, and devoted to Xiaolan.
Every time he thought of his wife, Bu Taiming's heart was enshrouded in a prideful love.
The gentle and understanding Xiaolan was a TCM expert that was rarely seen in modern society!
Every day, he used Chinese medicine to nourish Xiaolan, making Old Bu feel like he was a genuine 'phypocian'.
His body was truly excellent.
If he ate it, he would be able to go up to the sixth floor in one breath...stop!.CRACK!
CRACK!?With a heaven-splitting bolt of lightning, Gao Xiaolan was jolted back to his senses.
He hugged Bu Taiming tightly, "Hubby, why are there so many thunderbolts today?
It's not raining yet.
How strange...""Yeah, I feel like lightning is only wandering around my house, but I'm here.
Go to sleep, baby."Outside the window, Leishen was secretly laughing, "Mm!
It's the two of them!"Another bolt of lightning struck down, and Bu Taiming looked at the beautiful Xiaolan in his arms.
Suddenly, he couldn't help but burst into flames, and the nourishing chicken began to stir...
"Honey, let's have a child today!""Mmph, I'm so tired...
Hehe, I'm so tired...
You're making me itchy...
Ah!" (Because the internet forbids the spread of porn novels, and at the same time, in order to improve the quality of the nation, this place omits 700 words) Accompanied by thunder and lightning, Xiaolan is pregnant.
There's a sun and moon in the book, and the pen is no shorter than a year and a half in the blink of an eye.Looking at Xiaolan's bulging belly, Bu Taiming was on the verge of going crazy, "Why aren't you pinching me?
If it were a quick-witted couple, they would have given birth to two already!"But the hospital also went to, what ultrasound, fluoroscopy, photo, film, film.
Card!
There is no movie.
Everything shows normal, not stillborn freak, but the little one just dawdles not to come out.
Xiaolan is also anxious, especially after the pregnancy, Taiming's dream is not done, Xiaolan began to dream every day again, are learning.
What astronomy and geography, humanities and politics, even including martial arts.
Every day after falling asleep, she felt in her dream like a high-speed computer, and the little kid in her belly is a super-energy hard drive, constantly devouring all kinds of knowledge, more outrageous is to do two months of super-intensive study and training of highly sophisticated technology.
Xiaolan is very distressed, wondering if she is pregnant when the little one nourished too much.
To know that it is the ancestors several generations down what a thousand years of ganoderma lucidum, ten thousand years of snow lotus seeds, billion years of slug or something, these elixirs estimated even pencils can be supplemented into a large tree!
Really helpless ah!
Until this day ...
long time no dream Butai Ming dreamed again, a vague figure appeared in the dream, with a very clear voice and he said: "almost, the child will soon be born, you have named the child?""Who are you?""Don't care who I am.
Have you given the child a name yet?""Not yet.
I don't know if it's a man or a woman.
Why isn't the little guy in a hurry to come out sigh!""Hehe, this is a boy...
ahem, why don't I give you a name?""No, no!
What kind of place are you?
Why are you giving my son a name?""Hmph!
To tell you the truth, I'm the author of this book, Leishen.
Haha, what do you think?
You're qualified this time, aren't you?""The author?
What does the author do?
Is there any consequences if I don't listen to you?""The author is...
You will disappear from this book if you don't listen to me.
We will both be unemployed!"Bu Taiming still didn't understand what the author was selling.
However, he heard the last sentence clearly, "Ah!
Unemployed!
Don't!
Then what's your name for my son?""Your surname is Bu, so Little Gui should be called Buxie.
What do you think?""Sleeves!
It's not as good as leather shoes!
I won't do it!
It's too unpleasant!" "Your thoughts are evil, evil, evil, not broken shoes!
Who asked your surname to be Bu?""Isn't it you?
You're the author, I can't do anything even if my surname is Pi...""..." After a long time, God of Thunder waved his hand, "Alright!
I'm the author, and I have the final say!
Just call me Buxie!
It's useless to threaten, sue, or beg!"As soon as he finished speaking, a golden light flashed and vanished.
It was yet another thunderous night.
Bu Taiming's year-long suppressed desire to hold his wife in his arms began to boil once more."Don't!
Hubby, be careful of our children...""This little thing doesn't get old.
We can't live much longer, can we?
I don't care about my wife, I'll be fine.
I'll be careful..." Perhaps it was because of the thunderbolt that Gao Xiaolan's desire erupted.
"Then be careful, take your time..." Thunderbolt accompanied Gao Xiaolan's breaths...
Night, quiet.."Taiming, I can't do it anymore.
It seems like I'm going to give birth!""Haha, really?
That's great!"The excited Bu Taiming wasn't nervous at all.
Instead, he felt a sense of relief.
After all, a year and a half was a type of torture for everyone.
It was strange.
Why did their family suddenly strike lightning whenever something happened?
Hehe, I don't care.
As long as our protagonist can come into being normally, everything else isn't important!
And so, the lightning bolts (hello!
Great God of Thunder, you really used too much time!
It's just a guy who specializes in attacking me!Damned flies!
It's none of your business!
I'll send you flying with a kick!" Little Buxie had finally been born!
Buxie had just been born, and his dark hair seemed to be completely different from everyone else's.
It was obvious that he was overbearingly nourished.His pitch-black eyes were filled with spiritual energy, and there were also two cute dimples.
They were extremely cute.
However, his expression was very angry.
"Who is my dad?
Where is he?"The eyes and jaws of the doctor andoodman were on the verge of falling off, s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-shrimp cold!Bu Taiming ran into the room as if he had lost his mind.
"Haha, my son is so popular!
How does my Buxie father like you?!"Two kisses.
Buxie didn't give him any face.
Instead, he tapped Old Bu's forehead with his chubby little hand, "Does it hurt to poke you like this?
Does it hurt?"After saying that, she spat out another mouthful of saliva.
"Is it dirty to vomit like this?
Is it dirty?"Crack!
A bolt of lightning!
Old Bu was dumbfounded...
this kid is really evil!