Fun and Chaotic Gods

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Chapter 2

Time flies...?It didn't really matter.
In the blink of an eye, Buxie was already three years old.
Bu Taiming and Gao Xiaolan enjoyed the joy and joy that Buxie had brought them.
At the same time, they were also afraid of the trouble that the little fella had brought them.
The first thing they saw was the kindergarten aunties, "Sister Gao, your Buxie is too outrageous.
He takes care of his kindergarten children every day, kicking and practicing martial arts, and even more outrageously, he takes his friends and disappears for ten minutes.
Thankfully, we found him in time and chased him back.To ask him, he actually said that he would take his children to the camp to train!
Some of the children even had footprints on their Buxie's face...
They cried and cried, "That's your Buxie's Shadowless Mountain!
It's because they aren't obedient!
What's going on?!
Many parents have already joined forces to expel your Buxie, otherwise they'll have to leave the garden!""Isn't that right...
I think we shouldn't let Buxie go to kindergarten?
We can't educate him anymore.
Your little Buxie is so smart.
Even our teacher has to consult him on how to cook braised meat...
We really can't bear to part with him.
Buxie is too cute..." Bu Taiming and Gao Xiaolan bought 80 catties of white rabbit milk sugar.
Only by sending half a catty of milk off a little kid could they calm down the anger of their parents.The kindergarten held a special parents' reception.In the end, 80 catties of white rabbits touched the children, but they still didn't move the parents.
The parents said generously, "Mhm...
Buxie is still young and naive, but his parents are still quite good.
But Buxie really isn't suitable for kindergarten.
If we leave the garden, we'll forget about it.
After all, we're kids!
Haha, we don't care!" Buxie had lost his school.
Many children cried on the day he left, including aunties and gardeners.
Buxie was simply too cute.Especially in the hearts of the children, Buxie was closer to them than the aunties, and the children with shoe prints on their faces cried even more fiercely, "Xiaoxie, can you please not leave?"However, the children were still children.
The adults loved them, but their willpower wouldn't be controlled by them.
Little Buxie had no choice but to accompany his mother to welcome all sorts of patients in the pharmacy every day.
However, gold would shine everywhere.
What surprised Gao Xiaolan was that she didn't know what to do with many difficult illnesses.
Little Buxie could easily deal with them with just a few medicinal bills, and those ingredients weren't available in the medical books.
As a result, Buxie's cute face and excellent medical skills caused Xiaolan's pharmacy to become increasingly popular.
Several nearby provinces and cities knew that Liao Ning had a super cute divine child named Buxie.On this day, Gao Xiaolan suddenly had something to do and was absent for a while.
There was only Xiao Xie, the cashier Zhangli, and the two apprentices Xiaolin and Liying in the shop.Ever since Xiaoxie came to the store, Zhangli and the others had had a very awkward feeling that they hadn't been working for a day.
It was all because of Xiaoxie's cuteness and his...
knowledgeable skills.Too many talents!
Am I seeing things?
Hahaha!
That's right, Xiaoxie was teaching Zhang Li makeup.
"Auntie Xiaoli," Xiaoxie said in a childish voice, "your eye bags are so dark today.
Did you not rest well?""Yeah, auntie misses Xiao Xie every day, so of course she can't sleep well.
How about Xiao Xie getting married to Aunt Xiaoli?"Hehe, you're messing with kids."You should pounce on the powder and paint your eyes first.
Otherwise, you'll look like a zombie after you paint your eyes...""OMG!
Little Evil, how old are you exactly?""Xiaoxie is three years old!" Xiaoxie even shook his shoulders and looked at her childishly.
Apprentice Gong Xiaolin looked intoxicated.
"Wow, Xiaoxie is so handsome, so cute!""Sigh!
I really don't know what to do with you guys!" Little Evil shook his head."Gulp!" Another acolyte, Liying, had already fainted.
At this moment, a bald middle-aged man walked in, baring his teeth, "Excuse me, is this the Imperial Physician Institute?
Is the prodigy here?"The Imperial Physician Hall was the name of Xiao Xie's pharmacy."Uncle, do you think you're sick?
Please come in.
The baby is a prodigy!" Xiaolin invited the man in.
The middle-aged man pointed at Xiao Xie in shock, "You...
You're a prodigy!" In his impression, no matter how good a prodigy was, he should be in his teens.
However, this child in front of him had a placating mouth, revealing a few white teeth, and was still walking around!
He looked down at his crotch, oh, winter, and sewn up.Why couldn't she be hooked with the prodigy in her heart!?"How is that possible?!""Grandpa, are you having an internal hemorrhoid mixed with a mixed hemorrhoid?
Add the bald patches and the healing properties."The man's eyes were half an inch wide.
"Don't you need to use your pulse?""Also, your left ear is deaf, and there are boulders in your right kidney, right grandpa?"Xiaoxie added.The man stood there in a daze for a long time, staring blankly at Zhangli, Xiaolin, and Liying.
All three of them nodded at him with smiles on their faces."Oh my god!
A ghost!"The man opened the door like a burning buttocks and disappeared with a swish.
Liuxiang would cry even if he saw it!
He didn't even get the medicine.
He was sick.
All right.
Zhangli Lixiaolin and Liying were already lying on the counter, unable to get up.
Xiaoxie was also stunned for a long time.
"This grandfather ran so fast!" With a burst of laughter, the door opened again.A few young men came in.
"Isn't this a high-level medical center?
Congratulations on getting rich.
Where's the boss?"Xiaolin had yet to laugh and walked forward with a smile, "Several brothers, our boss isn't here.
Are you...
or is there something wrong with your medical examination?""Hehe, little girl, you're in a good mood.
Are you going to shake your head with big bro tonight?"A bad guy named Xiao Liuzi pinched Xiaolin's chin and said."Don't make a fuss!" One of them looked at Xiang Xun and said, "My name is Dulong, and I'm known as the Poison Dragon.
We're here to collect protection fees.
If the boss comes back, tell him to prepare it.
In the future, Yueyue will have the same amount!
Hehe, if you don't hand it over, then tell him to close the store!"."Don't make a fuss!" A young man who looked at Xiang Xiang said, "My name is Dulong, nicknamed Poison Dragon.
We're here to collect protection fees.
If the boss comes back, ask him to prepare 2,000 yuan.
Tomorrow, I'll send a brother to collect it.
In the future, Yue Yue will have the same amount!
Hehe, if you don't hand it over, then let him close the store!"After saying that, he looked at the brothers around him.
Sixth Son took out a baseball bat and smashed it into a counter next to him.
"Remember what my big brother said!
I burned your store down when I came tomorrow without any money!" Dulong nodded.
"You must remember this.
Let's go!" He turned around and left with a few thugs.The girls were already dumbfounded.
They stared blankly at the hooligans opening the door to leave."Big brother, wait!" A childish voice rang out."Hmm?"Looking at the cute Xiao Xie, Dulong smiled and squatted down, "What's the matter, little brother?"Oh, bad guy is a person too, he also knows what's cute.
Pointing at the broken counter, he said, "You have to pay for these, big bro.
Otherwise, mummy will be angry when she comes back.
She'll be cursing Xiao Xie for being naughty again!""I'll tell Mommy that we're fighting with Little Evil, okay?"Dulong himself was impressed by his patience.
He had never spoken to anyone so politely.
Sixth Son was beside him, "Boss, what does a little kid want to explain to him?"Zhangli, Liying, hurriedly stepped forward to protect Xiao Xie.
"Be good, Xiao Xie.
Go inside.
We'll talk when Mommy comes back.
Be good, Xiao Xie!""No, Mommy isn't here.
I'm in charge here.
Pay up."Little Six ferociously walked over and roughly pushed Zhang Liliming away.
"Get lost!"She pinched Xiao Xie's fat face and said, "Little brat, shut your mouth obediently!
Otherwise, I won't care how old you are, I'll still beat you up!" An inexplicable anger made Xiao Xie's face turn purple, "You're a stinking fly!
Baddie!
Go die!"After saying that, he used his chubby hand to smack the sixth son's forehead without making a sound.
The sixth son could faintly hear the sound of his skull shattering.
Crack!
Crack!
Strange!
How did the migraine that had troubled him for several years become so painful?
His thoughts stopped here."Gulp!" Liuzi lay on the ground and stared at his legs, not moving anymore."Bastard!" Dulong cursed.
Then, he flew straight towards Xiaoxie's face.
He kicked his stomach and felt as though he had stepped forward.
Half an inch away from Buxie's face, Xiaoxie's brilliant smile disappeared."Give me money!"There was a childish yet persistent voice.
Dulong lowered his head and saw a pink little fat fist stuck to his lower abdomen.
Then, the pain began to spread from that point to his entire body, straight to the heart command center in his brain.
After a short period of precise calculation, the command centre provided the following data: The intestines are 120 meters long, and the breaks are 71 places.In 25 minutes, there would be no surgery at the hospital...
hiccup!
Dulong cried.
The intense pain made him feel like he couldn't even control his bladder.
"My intestines are broken!
Good, good, it hurts!
Quick, send me to the hospital and call for ambulance!""Give me money!""Little Grandpa, I'm going to die.
I'm going to go to the hospital.
Let me go.
You guys should quickly pay for me to go to the hospital!
My God!"......