Crookedness of Loser

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Chapter 1

"You guys have to be careful at home~""Got it!
Let's board the plane!""9 is 9 is 9 ~ grandmother has said it countless times ~ you're not annoyed at all""Sigh...
I know you think my wife is annoying...""...Grandmother, goodbye!
Remember the present!" Erguotou was extremely scared of Linxin's nagging.
He pulled Shuyun and ran away without a trace, "Sister Xiao Wan and I are going to register!"Shuyun didn't like cars, but in reality, she didn't like to show off.
In school, almost no one knew that she was Elder Shu's daughter.
She rode on a bicycle in school without any bodyguards to protect her (at least she couldn't see it).
In fact, many gangsters who wanted to harass her were pulled out by a group of extremely vicious SWAT members to 'chat chat'.Afterward, she met Shuyun like a mouse meeting a cat.
She didn't have a boyfriend either.
Elder Shu told her that she needed to graduate from university before she could think about it.
Shuyun, who had been docile ever since he was young, naturally had no objections."Sis, what are we eating at noon?""Eat in the school canteen!""No!
I want to go home and eat!
I want you to cook!""But..." Erguotou immediately pulled out his watery eyes.
"Sigh..." Shuyun couldn't resist, "Alright!
But you have to be obedient!
You can't cause trouble!""Mm!
Mm!" With food, Erguotou was definitely the most obedient."Hey!
Are you guys going to register?" The registration teacher was initially happy to see Shuyun's smile, which was known as "the scenery of the academy".
However, when he saw the little boy beside her holding her hand, he immediately felt a little displeased.
Furthermore, Shuyun's expression was actually so gentle!
Damn it!
That's just a little hairy hairpin!
His goddess actually smiled at him!
I can't forgive her!"We're here to look for the principal!" Erguotou coldly stared at the boy.
Damn it!
Get those guys from the special forces to pull this donkey out to practice!"Looking for the principal?
He is very busy right now~ The principal is not something that any cat or dog can see~" The donkey has obvious contempt in his eyes!
If the tiger doesn't show its authority, do you think I'm a sick cat?
"Crackling..." the second dog's fingers vibrated "Lunch..." Shu Yun said two words carelessly."..."To lunch...
I'll bear with you..."Sis...
mobile phone..." The dog took Shuyun's phone and dialed a number, "Uncle Zhang?
I'm a dog..."Evil!
What kind of name is that?!
The donkey thought.
"Right!
I'm here!
But...""You should come out and pick me up..." Erguotou forced a few tears out of his face.
"The people at the entrance won't let me and Sister Shuyun in...
they're saying we're dogs and cats...
I...
I...
I..." Ah...
Dog's acting skills are great!
Shuyun sighed in his heart.
If he wants to be an actor, he'll definitely get a lot of awards.."You should come out and pick me up..." Erguotou forced a few tears out of his face.
"The people at the entrance won't let me and Sister Shuyun in...
they're saying we're dogs and cats...
I...
I...
I..." Heh...
Dog's acting skills are great!
Shuyun sighed in his heart.
If he wants to be an actor, he'll definitely get a lot of awards.A while later, a tall old man walked to the entrance of the school with a dignified expression.
When the donkey saw him, he immediately went up with a charming smile.
"Principal, why are you here?""Hmph!
If I don't come, I'm afraid that you'll scare away all the students!
No wonder there's been so many rumors about our academy recently!
It turns out that there's a reason for this!" Principal Zhang glanced coldly at the teacher, "What kind of students would there be with a teacher like you?
Come to my office tomorrow!" As soon as he finished speaking, he didn't even bother to look at the pale-faced donkey as he led Second Dog and Shuyun into the academy.."How's Old Ahn...""Mhm...
Teacher An is very good..."Principal Zhang's expression was sad.
"He...
still blames us...""No..." Erguotou shook his head.
"So many years have passed...
Teacher An said he forgot...""Well...
why didn't he come back...
old friends were thinking about him so much...""Teacher An can't bear to part with those students..." The dog felt a little sad.
"If he left too...
I don't know if those students will still be studying...""Sigh..." Principal Zhang sighed deeply.
"Let's not talk about that anymore.
Come, fill in this form.
""Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk?
Why are there scores here?
I haven't taken the exam yet!""Hehe...
does Laoan still need a test?
His eyes have always been sharp!""It's better to take a test!
After all, it's a rule.
" Erguotou didn't want to cause Principal Zhang any trouble."Alright then!
What department are you going to take?""Sis, what department are you in?""I'm in literature.
What's wrong?""It's nothing, Uncle Zhang, I'll take the literary department!
I want to be in the same realm as sister!""Alright!
No problem!" Principal Zhang made a call.
A moment later, a beautiful female teacher came in.
"Principal!
You're looking for me?""Yes!
Teacher Wu, take this student to take the exam.
Use this year's first year and second year exam papers.
After the exam papers are finished, send them to me.""Alright!" Wulei didn't have any questions."Yun Yatou, stay here and chat with Uncle!
Dog will be out soon," Principal Zhang turned around and said to Shuyun."Mhm..." Shuyun naturally didn't have any objections.Wulei walked in the hallway.
When he turned around and saw Erguotou, his expression was a bit strange.
"You...
aren't even 18 yet, right?""You can't get an exam before you reach 18?" Er Goudan was very interested in teasing this beautiful female teacher.
"There's no end to learning.
The best is the best.
Teacher, you wouldn't understand, right?""So you're saying that you're very powerful?" It seemed like Wulei's interest was also piqued by this beautiful porcelain doll.
"Then I'll test you!""What do we do if we lose?" Erguotou didn't do anything bad."I'll treat you to McDonald's!""I don't want to eat that thing~" Erguotou pouted.
"It doesn't taste at all...
It's so disgusting...""Then what do you want to eat?""Don't eat!" Erguotou smiled innocently.
If Tu Wang or the old members of the special forces were here, they would definitely find an excuse to slip away.
Otherwise......
our beautiful teacher Wu felt that Erguotou's smile was really pretty.
He had a lovable face, a lazy, warm smile, and a childish dimple.It was easy to be intoxicated by this smile.
This was what the SWAT team members regarded as a sign of danger...
"The smile of Erguotou.""Using an angel-like smile, along with a devilish trick that is hard to parry, making people feel grateful.
When you wake up, you have no choice but to..." This was the description of "Second Dog's smile" by Tu Wang's team leader."Sigh...
another ignorant girl is about to fall into the hands of a dog..." Shuyun, who was in Principal Zhang's office, saw Erguotian's laughter from afar, and knew that this teacher was in trouble...
Hadn't I been fooled by his 'little dog' smile' back then...?"If you lose..." said Erguotou casually.
"You can be my sister...""??" Teacher Wu looked puzzled.
"I'm an orphan.
" The second son of a dog had a calm face with a hint of sadness.
"Dad passed away from a terminal illness when I was very young.
Mommy's health wasn't good to begin with...
I went looking for my dad not long after...""When Mother passed away...
told me, 'Doggy, don't be sad...
Mother will turn into a purple butterfly...
and come back to see you...'""At that time, I watched Mum being stuffed in a coffin by her uncles and country folk...
but I didn't know how sad...
I just wondered what it was like to see Mum turning into a butterfly.
It would be beautiful, wouldn't it...
when Mother would come back to see me...
she wouldn't have forgotten me...""When I'm older...
I know Mother's words are comforting me...
but I'm more willing to believe that Mother will turn into a purple butterfly and come back to see me...
Mother...
I really miss her..."Mr.
Wu quietly listened to the story of the dog and couldn't help but tear up.
He gently pulled the dog into his arms.
"In the future, sister will dote on you...
You won't be lonely..."On the other hand, our two dogs desperately ate tofu in Wulei's arms and nodded desperately.
"Sister..." Heh heh...
and there's another long term meal ticket..."Oh...
poor teacher Wu has fallen into a trap..." The kind-hearted Shuyun sighed, but he didn't care about the bad old man murmuring to himself, "High...
truly worthy of being Old An's Gao Tu...
His skill is only a little bit higher than Old An's back then...
he managed to finish the Flower of the Sea in a few moves...
amazing..."."Sigh...
poor Teacher Wu has fallen into a trap..." The kind Shuyun sighed, but he didn't care about the bad old man murmuring to himself.
"High...
As expected of Old An's Gao Tu...
His skill is only a bit higher than Old An's back then...
He managed to finish the Flower of the Sea in a few moves...
Amazing..."