"And then?
Are you taking me to romantic Turkey?""No, no, no.
Of course I have to take my wife with me.
Why would I bring you this light bulb?"Looking at Xiaoqiao, who remained motionless because of Mengpo's seal, Xiao Xiaosheng didn't know what had happened.
He immediately felt that Ahu's lack of tone was no longer a simple joke.
There was also a bitch, a bitch, a bitch."Right, can you let me drive?""...
look at the way I am looking at you, just say it again...""Tsk!
Be stingy!"The corners of Ahu's eyes twitched.
Was this a trivial matter?
This was clearly a matter of life and death, alright?!This Xiao Xiao Sheng, driving a tricycle was better than anything else.
He drove four rounds together, the accelerator went straight to the end, and he never stepped on brakes!Ahu was known as Xiao Xiao Sheng's genius because the last time, Xiao Xiao Sheng was able to drive 150 miles on the road.
If it weren't for the fact that he had lost all his strength when the car was about to be destroyed, then there was still Hu-ge.
He didn't even have a tiger penis left!"Enough nonsense, get in the car!""By the way, how far can you drive in this car?
The streets are probably full of zombies outside.
If you get blocked by a group of corpses, it won't be a joke!""Can't I just let you drive when the time comes?
Alright, enough nonsense.
Hurry up and find the gun.
I still have a way to revive Xiaoqiao!"Xiao Xiaosheng looked at Ahu's surprised expression as he believed in Xiao Xiaosheng's driving skills, and his face darkened.I didn't do it on purpose, okay?
Only speed is romantic for men.
Besides, I don't have a driver's license anyway, so I can do whatever I want.Xiao Xiaosheng looked at his lifebound soul armament, which had already been transformed, and said, "System, can I see the properties of this lifebound soul armament?""Ding, loading the template......
loading complete!"Name: Xiao Xiao ShengCharacter: Bitterly and patiently, b*tch of the Virgin Tribe, amused.Life span:???Physique: 6 (human average value is 5)Agility: 5Strength: 7Weapons: Destiny Soul Scythe, Destiny Soul Blade.Life Soul Artifact: UnNamedAbilities: Retrieve the soul and absorb the soul of the dead to prevent it from dissipating.Sharpness: 250 (The highest sharpness value of kitchen knife: 25)Qi Method: Life and Death Code (Not learned)Items: Marrow Cleansing Pill (Three Pills in a bottle)......"Oh, not bad!
It's easy to understand, and it's easy to understand at a glance.
However, this b*tch is sharp and sharp.
Are you sure she's not scolding me blatantly?"Xiao Xiao Sheng knew that he had nothing to object to.
His wife had clearly given him a green hat and even begged Granny Meng to save him back then.
If she wasn't a b*tch, then what was she?However, he was unhappy.
No matter what, he was a little kind-hearted.
If he didn't help granny, he could be a model citizen."Aberrant, help!
A large group of zombies in front and behind seems to have been attracted by the sound of the engine.
Daddy needs your help!"While Xiao Xiao Sheng was daydreaming, Xiao Xiao Sheng's head was filled with black lines from howling ghosts and howling wolves.
Why couldn't Ah Hu be calmer?"It's my birthday!
Ahu, how the hell did you drive?

Father, I won't even recognize your father when I call him later!"Xiao Xiaosheng's originally calm face stiffened as he looked at the swarm of thousands of zombies around him.
In the next second, he cursed out loud.What happened to the promised steady batch?
What the hell was this?However, Xiao Xiaosheng also knew what time it was, so he didn't just bother arguing.
As Ahu moved back to the driver's seat, Xiao Xiaosheng kicked him.Ignoring Ahu's resentful expression, he stepped on the clutch and stomped down on the accelerator.
At the same time, his hands weren't idle either.
He used one hand to block the accelerator and the other to twist the steering wheel.If it was in the era of peace, he would have gone to the traffic bureau to drink tea.
But now, of course, it would be a problem no matter what!
Anyway, he didn't even see a living person."It's time to perform real skills!
Watch me, lightning drift!""Wocao, you monster!
Do you think I haven't seen Lei Sudeng before?!
Stop messing around!
We're really going to die soon!"Ahu was about to cry when he saw the excited expression on Xiao Xiao Sheng's face."Big man, cute milk!""Get lost!"Although Xiao Xiaosheng didn't have the heart to argue with Ahu, the sharp glint in his eyes showed that he wasn't as relaxed as he seemed on the surface.Xiao Xiaosheng slammed into the zombies in front of him.
Then, he turned the steering wheel around him, and a wall of zombies appeared in front of him.Even for humans, tramps would happen when there were too many people, let alone a group of zombies.The seemingly horrifying swarm of corpses were, in fact, extremely fragile at times.
Just like now, they were just like chopsticks in the toilet!"I say, you're a monster.
Can you stop pretending?
If you do this, we'll really become turtles in a jar!"Ahu had a thorough view of the situation.
If this was the case, he and Xiao Xiaosheng would definitely be drowned by the zombies in less than half an hour or even ten minutes."Brother, how are the tires in this car?""Doesn't it need to be said that it's a problem for me to run to the Eclipse City!"As soon as he talked about the things he had done, Ahu's face was filled with smugness, and even his words flew out of his mouth."That's good..."Xiao Xiao Sheng looked at the containers on both sides, or rather, the wooden boards on the containers, and a thought gradually flashed through his mind.In any case, this kind of situation could be called a hopeless situation.
Of course, he had to make use of everything he could and treat a dead horse as a living doctor.They saw Xiao Xiao Sheng drift, then hang up and let the car circle around.
Then, he jumped out of the window and while the zombie was still struggling, he and Ah Hu forcefully placed the ten-meter-long wooden planks on the container.Evidently, Xiao Xiaosheng did not plan to take the main road but a small path.
This path was precisely the container that resembled a long dragon.Because most of the containers were two meters tall, the zombies couldn't reach them at all.
They could only watch helplessly as the fat on the side of their mouths flew away."Shit!
You scumbags!"Seeing that the zombies below couldn't reach him, Xiao Xiaosheng and Ahu tacitly raised their middle finger at the group of zombies.However, there were eighty to ninety percent things in life that were not as good as one's wishes.
For example, bird shit would fall into your mouth when you were laughing at the sky after being hit by the lottery, or when you picked up the money, a husky would bump into you and poop on the money.As for Xiao Xiao Sheng, now he had encountered such a situation, because...
a big pile of lizard-like creatures in front of him was blocking their way.Why use a big pile of lizards?
Because the monster in front of him was full of muscles, but there was no skin.
Except for some scattered scales, there was blood and flesh.
It could be described as a lump without any problems at all.At the same time, this monster did not have any husky teeth that looked like ordinary zombies in its mouth.
Instead, it looked like a shark's teeth.
Just looking at it made one's heart tremble in fear.Most importantly, it was unknown if the tongue inside would also spray out like a lizard.
Moreover, the ten fingers on his hand were section by section, as if it was a reverse thorn.
It made one wonder how sour it would feel if someone inserted it and pulled it out.