"Ancestor, you can still come out and meet people?"A deep and mature voice was mixed with impatience and concern."We don't have time.
Our ancestors are busy."A 20-year-old hot-blooded and angry man replied in an accustomed tone in the messy and orderly bedroom.White vest, silver sports pants, barefooted, kneeling on the bed.
His slender fingers were skilled and fast as he tapped on the keyboard.
His expression was extremely focused on the computer monitor.
His eyes were pure and bright, with a hint of melancholy in them.
His facial features were clear, and his figure was well-proportioned.
Judging from his shining eyes and handsome face, it wasn't hard to tell that he was an optimistic and bold boy.
The sunlight was pure, sensitive, conservative, unrestrained, and passionate and decisive..Tong Jiachang.
He was a nameless web writer who loved writing.
He was twenty-one years old and had already lost three years of college entrance examinations!
This year, he was also squatting at home to study and prepare to take another exam.
However, apart from eating, drinking, and sleeping, he only did one thing at home - writing and crazily writing.His reading and writing were more important than anything else.
If he didn't write for a day, he would feel that the void would not be fulfilled.
Unfortunately, it was in vain!Since he entered junior high school, he had always fantasized about the plot of novels.
He thought about it when he was in class, thought about it when he was in bed, watched movies and TV series, thought about it when he was listening to songs, thought about it when he was in the toilet, thought about it when he was eating, and played.
No, he never played, because playing would waste time..As soon as Tong Jiachang finished speaking, he saw a middle-aged man wearing a pair of underpants and carrying him out of bed.
This man was Tong Jiachang's father, Tong Xiaoyu.
Father Tong carried Tong Jiachang, hung his son on his shoulder, and even smacked Tong Jiachang's buttocks with his palms.
He didn't forget to teach him a lesson."Good boy, you're not being polite at all.
We don't have time, but we're busy.
Who are you?
Who are you?
You haven't had anything to do all day.
Can you just write those stupid things as food?
You spent money to make you go back to school and take the university again, but you didn't even go up.
What did you say to laozi?
You still have the score of losing your life last year, so don't you want a gorgeous carp to leap over the dragon gate?
You've been hugging your nest for three years?
Shouldn't you hatch a chicken?
Don't you have any face?
Are you a rubber face?"."Good boy, you're not polite at all, are you?
I'm busy at work, are you?
Who are you?
It's been a long time since I've done anything.
Can I just write those stupid things as food?
I spent money to make you go back to school and then take the university again, but you didn't even go up and what did you say to laozi?
You still have the disgraceful scores you got last year and New Year, don't you want to have a gorgeous carp jumping over the Dragon Gate?
You've been hugging your nest for three years?
Shouldn't you hatch a chicken?
Don't you have any face?
Are you a rubber face?"Father Tong panted heavily as he carried Tong Jiachang through the window.
After sunbathing for quite some time, Tong Jiachang hung on his father's shoulder.
His face was stuck to Father Tong's buttocks, and he noticed that the underpants behind Father Tong's buttocks had begun to reveal themselves, "Dad, you're not wearing underwear?".Father Tong panted heavily as he carried Tong Jiachang through the window.
After sunbathing for a while, Tong Jiachang hung on his father's shoulder, his face touching Father Tong's buttocks.
He didn't pay much attention as he noticed that the underpants behind Father Tong's buttocks had opened up, "Dad, you're not wearing underwear?"Father Tong was suddenly stunned.
Carefully and nervously, he put his son down and said in a stern tone, "It's such a hot day and you're already wearing a pair of underpants.
Why are you still wearing underwear?
Look at you.
You're going to take the college entrance exam soon.
You don't miss your work all day long.
If you don't get admitted to university this year, you'll have to leave the Tong family.
""..."When Tong Jiachang heard his father's tone, he immediately cursed helplessly, "Fuck..."When Father Tong heard that his son still dared to rely on him, he was so angry that his face turned green.
He opened his mouth and shouted again, "Damn?
You still dare to rely on me?
You'd better believe it."Tong Jiachang looked disgusted, "You're still a child's family?
Aren't you in a child's mansion?
What university are you going to take?
With my intelligence and intelligence, I can only take a major.
There's no point in getting a university entrance exam!
Do you have a chance to take the back door for me when I graduate?
You don't even have the 'doghole', right?
There's no need for me to teach you even if I don't have a back door or relationship to take the university entrance exam.Didn't the fortune teller say?
My intelligence isn't in school, but here.Father Tong was enraged by his son's words, and his entire body trembled.
He gritted his teeth and roared at Tong Jiachang.
After preparing himself for the storm, he prepared himself for an even more violent and wilder attack.
When Tong Jiachang saw that Father Tong was about to launch another attack, he immediately ran away.
The father and son duo surrounded his home and began to play hide and seek."...""Damn it, I have to show you what the real Nanjing Massacre is today!
It turns out that you didn't want to go to college at all...
Stand still for me..." Father Tong ran and shouted.
He didn't forget to find the tools for beating.
The itch on the sofa disappeared into his eyes.
The feather duster on the TV cabinet couldn't do anything, and the broom behind the door was useless..At this moment, the shabby legs of the chair and the one meter long staff on the wardrobe finally came to use.
Father Tong quickly picked up the two tools and made a decision with a sharp look in his eyes.
There were sharp horns on the edges of the big chair, and the scepter was just a bit shabby.
He threw the scepter to the legs of the chair and held the scepter in his hand to attack..Tong Jiachang fought back as he ran, "D*mn, I'm just standing there and not moving.
I'll allow you to invade me!
Old man, you call me a b*stard and you call yourself a b*stard!"Tong Jiachang didn't turn around to look at his father's whereabouts.
As soon as he turned around, his father had disappeared.
He carefully searched for his father, "Master Urchin?
Tong Xiaoyu?
Wanwan...?
Your son is with you..."Tong Jiachang's father caught him before he could even finish speaking, "Run?
How dare you rely on me?
Little bastard, this house was personally designed by your father.
You're not qualified to play games with me."Tong Jiachang looked unconvinced, "What a vicious reason.
I can't accept it.
Let go of me if you dare.
Let's run again."Father Tong smiled evilly and pinched Tong Jiachang's face, "My son is so cute!
He's so cute that I can't let go of my hand."Tong Jiachang smiled contemptuously, "You're welcome, you're welcome.
At this time, it's better for you to use some beautiful adjectives." Tong Jiachang looked forward to his father's praise, but his father only smiled sinisterly as he extended a pair of scissors.When Tong Jiachang saw this, his unique pair of invincible eyes widened, and he cried out in surprise, "Two?"Father Tong immediately put on a serious expression and questioned Tong Jiachang, "Tell me the truth - do you like men?
I know."Tong Jiachang's face was filled with questions, "Hmph, heh, heh...
you know this as well?
It turns out that it's impossible for a son to love his father!
Alright, then I'll hate you from now on, won't I?
I'll never love you again.""Damn brat, you're so slick.
Why aren't you watching the news?
What are you watching?
You're even surfing the internet to look for information about your comrades?
Tell me, do you like boys?" Father Tong asked seriously.Tong Jiachang didn't have the heart to read a piece of news about gays.
He was surprised to find out that there were still so many gays hidden in society.
With an understanding mindset, Tong Jiachang gathered information on his comrades.
He knew that in this society, there were many bad things that weren't good, but you couldn't participate in bad things.
However, you couldn't be oblivious to them.
After all, only by understanding them would you be able to find out what was bad about them."That's because she's a beauty.
Why are you so ignorant?!" Tong Jiachang corrected her with a disgusted expression.Father Urchin bowed his head sincerely to his own ignorance, "Oh, that's called 'Beautiful'." Before he could even finish his sentence, Father Urchin suddenly realized something and picked up his domineering aura, "Hurry up and say it, are you?
No wonder you haven't been in a relationship ever since junior high school, nor have you ever taken a girl home to spend the night in the bathroom, but you're just playing in the bathroom...
A plane...""..."Tong Jiachang looked as if he had been stripped naked, "Huh?
You're dirty.
Did you peek at me?""Who told you not to close the door when you showered?
It's still so noisy.
I've already gone in, and your eyes that are filled with self-satisfaction are still tightly shut.
Little pervert, hurry up and say, do you like boys?" Father Tong asked in a naughty yet serious tone."If I like boys, what do you want to do, Comrade Tong Xiaoyu?" Tong Jiachang deliberately asked."What should we do?
Leave the Tong family immediately," Father Tong warned with a very stern expression."Can you come up with something else?
Could the Tong Clan be the imperial palace?
Who wants to stay at your place?!" Tong Jiachang continued to joke around with his father."Comrade Tong Jiachang, hurry up and say it.
When did you start liking boys?" Father Tong asked in a strict tone."It's natural to inherit it from my comrade Tong Xiaoyu.
Are you satisfied?
If your son is a comrade, and he's also a natural born son, then I'm sure his father would be the same.
Oh, then I'll go tell our beautiful Miss Dan Qinhua that Tong Xiaoyu has a lot of friends and little brothers outside.
Some of them are even younger than his son."..."Father Tong was so angry that he lit up the staff in his hand.
Tong Jiachang rolled his eyes and bit his finger.
Father Tong crazily pressed Tong Jiachang onto the sofa and rode him on top of his body, unleashing violence."Mom...
help me...
Your man is going to kill someone..." A hysterical cry for help attracted the attention of a woman whose appearance could still be called a beauty.
However, her thick makeup and bewitching cheongsam looked exactly like an opassan in a nightclub.
It was really "shocking"."Alright then.
This woman is Tong Jiachang's mother, Dan Qinhua.
She's also Tong Xiaoyu's weakness, and she's absolutely strict with his wife.Oh right, it's the original match."What are you doing?
What are you doing?
Why are you hugging two wretched men together?
Tong Xiaoyu, do you think I'm blind?
How dare you date my son?"Tong Ma was preparing lunch in the kitchen.
However, she had already heard the conversation between the two of them.
When Tong Jiachang saw that his savior had arrived, he immediately began to act arrogantly, flirting with his eyebrows and pursing his lips in satisfaction.
Then, he began to murmur to his father.Father Tong's ferocious demeanor instantly disappeared.
He obediently stood up and looked at Mother Tong with a slight bow and a smile.
"Hmph...
I taught him to come here.
Oh, honey, you spent all your makeup."Tong Ma was as frightened as a thunderbolt on a sunny day.
"Really?
I'll get my makeup done first.
You guys eat first."