"Your soul can be reincarnated into an old man from Qin's Mansion.
He's 68 years old and will die tomorrow afternoon.
You can still live for three years after you replaced him.
You can't use up all the money in his family for three lifetimes.
Although he only has one wife, he has many lovers, and...
and..." She seemed to enjoy what she said.68?
If I didn't say how much money I had, would I still be able to eat it?
Daughter-in-law, lover?
Do you think I'm at my age to quench my thirst?
Old King Yanluo, fuck your grandma.
I think my face is full of black lines.Calmed down, he said, "Let's talk about the next option."If I continued to play around like this, I really wouldn't be able to live.
No, ghosts wouldn't be able to live anymore.
I'll just be able to free myself from this.
It's almost as if he's telling me his old story, drooling.
Pui!
It's so ugly to eat!The King Yanluo seemed to have made a difficult decision.
"The following conditions were made after a long time.
It was difficult to make a decision.
Perhaps it was a heaven-defying decision, or perhaps it was a way to save the living.
I couldn't see through it.
Perhaps one of my decisions destroyed you and the world, or perhaps you could reshape the world in the future."I do not know why I am doing this.
However, my thoughts are very strong.
It is difficult for me to make decisions.
Do you understand?"You're saying that I look like I'm going to be super awesome in the future.
When I become a demon, the color of heaven and earth will change.
When I become a Dao, I'll save countless lives.
Do you understand me?
Damn it, if you don't say I know shit?The handsome man continued in a feminine voice, "Ten days later, your soul will possess a child of eight years old.
This is roughly the same age as your current age.
He doesn't have parents, and Zhang Daoshi is his master.
You don't have to worry about why his lifespan is running out.
You can just go.
At the same time, as a form of compensation for you, you can roam around the Underworld as you wish.
Under my authority, no Emissaries of Hell will stop you.
However, you can only see that you can't do anything.
Do you understand?"There was still a bit of human nature.
I told you, we have no grievances and have no grudges with each other.
It is human nature that makes it convenient for us to be with others.
How could we not understand this principle!
There is no end to the road.
We can finally catch our breaths.
If we agree just like this, don't you feel like we aren't negotiating?
I'll compensate you if I linger here for ten days?
I think this is a punishment.
In your eyes, it's freedom.
I don't want to stay in this damn place for even a minute.Where could I go?
There was nowhere to go, wasn't there?All of a sudden, I remembered that I read it all the way to the age of eight when I was reciting the crime.
It was a little too coincidental for me to still be alive.
I tried to ask the King Yanluo if he was the one who wanted to capture the soul.
The King Yanluo didn't say anything, but he didn't deny it either.
He just randomly swapped a house for me.
What would happen to my poor family?
And they were even fucking orphans!
However, I didn't have a choice in these conditions.
This was the only thing I could choose.
I was afraid that if I were to continue talking to the King Yanluo, what would I do?
Sigh, how could I not lower my head when I was under the roof?
You're right now.He could only look for other aspects."How old can I live for in the future?" I asked.
"Don't wait for me to come back in a few days.
If that's the case, wouldn't it be troublesome for me if you don't mind?"Seeing the helplessness in the King Yanluo's eyes, I asked, "How long do I live?"The King Yanluo pondered for a moment before answering, "68 years old?"In the end, he still asked a question that was too vulgar but not too realistic."How much do I have?"The King Yanluo's face turned green.
It was as if we were discussing the issue of the continuation of the human race, but you were struggling to find a few ladies tonight.
Looking at my expectant eyes, you still blurted out, "There were 15 million in your twenty-one year.""..."Aiya, it sounded like ten thousand horses were running wildly.
Life was really exciting.
It could be seen that the temptation of money was much more interesting than the salvation of a demonized Buddha.
With money, only fools would go to save the world and enjoy the lives of ordinary people.This condition seemed acceptable, provided that I also had something to ask, but what?
As I was thinking about it, the King Yanluo seemed to have read my mind and said, "Alright, I'll give you another chance to ask me!""What?" I hesitated.
"What do you mean?""I will leave a wisp of my will on you.
When you are in trouble, I can sense that I will send it to your side to help you solve your problem.
All you need to do is to think about how handsome I am right now.
You need to think about it ten times.
Every time, there will be two seconds.
It won't be easy to use it less.
Do you understand?" At the same time, he made a seductive gesture and said, "I'll choose this posture.".All you have to do is to think about my current handsome appearance.
You have to think about it ten times.
Every time, there will be two seconds.
It's not easy to use it less.
Do you understand?" At the same time, she made a seductive gesture and said, "I'll choose this posture!"Fuck, this wave completely overturned my three views.
I was sure that this person in front of me must be a narcissist who would look in front of a mirror whenever he had nothing to do.
This kind of narcissist was pretty.
Did he worship you ten times?
How could he calculate it all?
Fuck, what the heck is this?
Giving me a talisman or an incantation is even better than this.
The last word is as urgent as a law, and it can at least scare people to death, right?
Let me think about you ten times?
When I was going to be beaten to death, did you think you'd be so enchanting?
Do you want me to spit blood on your face to kill him?
Who knows how many years later I'll be able to meet you?
Did I need to help you?
Did I hit the bad guys?
Did I have money?
Was I need someone else?.This sort of narcissist was pretty narcissistic.
Did he worship you ten times?
How could it be counted once?
Momma's egg, what the hell is this?
Giving me a talisman and a chant is even better than this.
With the last sentence that's as urgent as a law, it can at least scare people to death, can't it?
Let me think about you ten times?
Could it be that when I'm going to be beaten to death, I want to think of your enchanting figure?
Let me spit out a mouthful of blood on his face and disgust him to death?
Who knows how many years it will be?
Why would I need you to help me?
Did I beat the bad guys?
Did I have money, did I need people around me?"Alright, I'll choose this one."The Ghost King expressed his satisfaction at my choice.
He waved his hand and a black light enveloped my soul.
Then, the black light faintly dissipated."Alright, go wherever you want.
Don't bother me anymore.
I'll have an Emissary of Hell looking for you ten days from now.
Just do as you're told."After saying this, the handsome man slowly floated away.
Yes, I see that he's becoming more and more handsome now.It was like a roller coaster.
People were like this.
They liked everything when they were in a good mood.
Everything was beautiful.
When they were in a bad mood, they felt like they were going against each other no matter what.
So, if they kept a good mentality, they would live happily, but I just liked this feeling.I suddenly miss them.
My family in the mortal realm.
It's alright.
Just you wait.
The moment I return to the mortal realm, I'll return to the mortal realm and look for you guys.
When I think about how the person who loved me saw me appear as someone else, his first thought was that his jaw had dropped.
After listening to me, I'm sure Mommy will hug me and cry.In the blink of an eye, twelve turned into eight years old.
If it was still a handsome pot, haha, it would be appropriate for me to come here in vain.
The key point was that I had money in the future.
I couldn't be more excited when I thought of this place.
My parents didn't have to farm anymore and went to the city to buy a house to change their life.
My father also had money to check on stomach disease.
And my brothers and sisters, I gave them all the money and gave them a good life.Who would want to be that dog shit Daoist Zhang's disciple?
What did he want to save the world?
I don't even know how to enjoy myself when I have money.
Am I stupid or am I really stupid?