I opened the wooden door on my left, but the scenery outside was completely different from when I first entered.There was a circular fountain with a radius of about ten feet, and the floor seemed to be paved with something similar to tiles.
The place I was in now was more like a large castle.
The ceiling was faded red and brown.
This color made people think that it might be an ancient castle.."Oh!" The voice was a little old, and hoarse and low, as if something was stuck.
It sounded uncomfortable."You're finally here, bastard." The old man standing at the exit stared at me.Why did I get scolded the moment I entered the game?"As a father, I've really broken my heart.
You actually left home an hour ago.
What a rascal."Do you think an hour is enough for you to run away from home?!
Don't you think that you're going out with a friend!
How much do you like your son!?Well Forget it, I think this should be a game plot"Sigh, so in order to let you see the world, I specially found a companion to help you..." The old man suddenly whistled, and in an instant, a very special ball of black gold appeared in front of my eyes."She's your partner.
She can talk!" the old man said in a voice that sounded as if he were coaxing a child."Hello!""..."What was going on?
Why did the black ball appear in front of my eyes as if it was a matter of course?
It didn't know how to talk!
That voice was clearly your disguise!
Besides, what did I bring it to do?
Was that really a companion?"Please take it with you and find your white sky.
" After saying that, the old man disappeared with a swish.Huh?
He disappeared just like that?Eh!!!"What the hell is this?!?I don't need it at all!
There are too many points to complain about.
I don't know how to retort!!" I looked at the black ball in my hand and could only stare at it blankly."This is a bug, isn't it?" I muttered to myself."No!
This is a bug specially for you!""Why is the system talking to me naturally again?!" I slammed the black ball, expressing my dissatisfaction.Also, what do you mean by BUG?!"It hurts!""Hmm?" The old man's fake voice seemed to be right next to his ear?
Wait a minute, it can't be...I quietly moved my eyes down and looked down at the shadow under the ground.
The shadow over my head seemed to have an extra head...I picked up the black ball that had just fallen to the ground."Since you want to follow me, is there any point in giving this black ball to me?!" I slammed the black ball, expressing my dissatisfaction for the second time."That's enough!
I can give up on the black ball!
I can ignore the plot, but at least give me some useful props!" I turned and glared at the old man."No way!
It happened that I didn't want it so I gave it to you.
" The old man pouted."So you didn't want this!" I picked up the black ball again and slammed it, expressing my dissatisfaction for the third time.Why do I have to retort when I'm in the game?!
And I'm even facing NPCs!"In order for this game to conform to human nature, NPCs are considered to be close to a person's personality.
Therefore, NPCs' personalities are the same as the current people, they will change thousands and thousands of times.""There's no need for that!" I shouted excitedly.Seriously...That's enough!
I'm still a player who hasn't taken a single step forward!I want to jump out of this noisy life.
It's clearly in the game.I ignored the old man behind me and walked to the exit."Huh?
You're leaving...
Ahem, are you leaving my companion behind?""You still have to pretend!" I shouted, pointing at him."Because, because, because it's boring to have a world without you!" He pouted again."I'm leaving!!!" It was too disgusting!I walked outside, but to my surprise, this place..."This...
Why...""Alas..." The familiar mechanical voice sounded again."What the hell, what's the matter again?
It's a talking system!" I suddenly shouted into the sky."I forgot to say that the game needs to be taught by newbies before it can reach the outside world.
Otherwise, your status bar will have a permanent "new person full of pressure"."What's that 'newcomer full of pressure'?!
Why does he sound like someone who's just debuted from the entertainment industry?!" I frowned."So, accept the truth, accept your dad...""Enough!
I really don't want to retort anymore.
You want to accept a newbie's teaching, right?
I'll be there.
Take me there!""Then please close your eyes.
We'll be there in a bit."I closed my eyes and thought about something.
It was the scene I had just discovered.
The moment I came out, I saw it..."Alright, open your eyes."I opened my eyes.
The scenery in front of me changed so quickly that I couldn't adapt."Then please proceed with the newbie lessons."I looked around.
The houses were made of wood and the ground was soft.
Although there weren't many people here, I could see a few people working.
The tranquility made the village very peaceful, and even the sky was very blue.
However, the distance between these houses wasn't close.."Where is this place?""I'm going to explain the functions of the explanation.
Clean your ears and listen carefully!!"This tone is really annoying...
I was simply ignoring my words?"The function calls and system are very simple.
You just need to use your mouth to tell me what function you need.
For example, if you want to call out your luggage, please speak, luggage."The function was quite simple and easy to understand."But if it were you, I think you'd have to read another spell.""Why!
Why are you picking on me?!""Please follow me.
""Are you really ignoring me?" I felt like I was about to give up the right to speak..."Then, luggage...""Leaves...""I've summoned you back, obeyed my orders, and expelled evil...""Wait, wait, I've heard this line before!
If you continue, I don't care if you're the system or not, I'll really start a beating!" I punched into the sky."I really can't joke around."What joke?
You can't use those lines randomly!"Then, luggage...""Leaves...""Please open your big leather bag!""What's with that embarrassing word?!!
Do you really want me to say that colorful word?!" I looked up at the sky.
Of course it was blue, but the voice didn't stop."Hmm?
I'm just teaching you how to call.""..."Oh no, I subconsciously revealed what I meant!
No, no!
I have to recover my calmness.
This is just a call function...
right!
It is just a call function!"HissPrepare..."Open your big leather bag, please!" I shouted into the sky."..."There was silence..."Sir, I can sue you for sexual harassment.""Didn't you say the call function?" I shouted excitedly into the sky."I really can't say such things to someone like you.""So that's what it means?" I knelt.If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have said anything!"Forget it, forget it.
I'll explore the next functions on my own.
The newbie lessons have come to an end.""That's too fast!
It's completely irresponsible!" I rubbed my temples.What the hell was going on with the system!
Was there something wrong with the producer?!"Anyway, let's go find the village head first.
He'll teach you everything.""I know, I know!" I said impatiently.Why was it the village head?I checked my surroundings and looked for the village head."But where is the village head?" Since there weren't many people here, those people wouldn't be the village head, so they decided to walk around first.However, after circling around the village, they didn't encounter anyone."Where is the village leader?" Why didn't I see any NPCs?!"In order to fit in with life, the NPC will automatically take action.
At this time, the village head should be looking for a woman at the hotel.""So what kind of life has changed!
It's clearly just the village head who went looking for a woman!" The village head should have the village head's appearance!
Stay in the NPC position!"Really, every one of them is like this!

Where's the hotel?""What?
You want to go copying?""No way!" The system's speech was really annoying!"The hotel is next to the village head's house.""So it's next to the village head's house!" Was that why the village head went to the hotel?!"Then where's the village head's house...?" She couldn't help but complain..."The most luxurious house is."Why do I have to deliberately lengthen my voice.
I will not spit out such third-rate noises.
Is it the most luxurious house?
It is really like a guy who will go to a hotel will live.I circled around the village again, but I didn't see which one was the most luxurious house.
It would be better to say that every one of them was made of wood than the most luxurious house."Where exactly is the village leader's house?""I really don't know what to do with you.
Take the map from your bag and take a look.""Since there's something like this, why didn't you say so earlier?"Thus, I called my bag.
Of course, as long as I said the word 'bag', I would come out."Let me see.
" Since it was the village head's house, there should be signs..."Huh?"White paper..."How could it be white paper?"A snow white paper was like a piece of toilet paper, making people wonder if it could be used to wipe their buttocks."Because the map needs to be marked on its own.""Please say that earlier!" I shouted again.But if that was the case, wouldn't it be useless to have a map?"Forget it, let's mark it from here first."If I want to mark the map on my own, I want to paint it, right?
But I don't have a pen..."Ah -- it's really annoying.
How does this game...
record a place?""The location has already been recorded.""Huh?"I checked the map.
Indeed, I didn't know when the image had appeared."Is this game convenient or not?"Well, forget it.
Since it was already marked, it was better to find where the village leader's house was."The village leader's house is here..." I looked at the map and realized something.There were a lot of colored dots on the map, and one of them was a rather large triangular symbol that looked like an arrowhead.
This should be my location, right?Although I was playing a game with an old-fashioned computer now, I still knew the location of the players in the previous online games and maps.But on my left, there was a house.
It didn't matter.
But on the left, there were several black dots inside, basically two dots in a group, and they were still shaking..."..."I clenched my fists.Very good.
When I found the village head, I wanted to smash him.Anyway, no matter what the process was, I found the village head.
I looked at the village head's house.
The village head's house wasn't very luxurious at all.
It was more like another house."Indeed, the village leader's house looks like the other houses, but...""But?""But the village head's house has another room than the other houses.""Only this?!" Was it called luxurious because there was an extra room?"That...
who are you talking to?" An old voice interrupted my conversation with the system.
"I'm really talking to the system now...""Shut up, you perverted old man.
Best if I finish my newbie lessons quickly." I squint at him."Yes, yes!" he said, leaning on his cane, his feet shaking.The village head's face was covered in tape.
I didn't know who had injured him, but it looked like I was scared.
Why?
I didn't know either.
After all, I was a very kind boy!"So, you're already familiar with your combat system, aren't you?" He stared at me with narrowed eyes."No, I still...""You don't have to do it anymore, right?" Mi Li's eyes..."So, I..." I looked back at him."Is that so?" His eyes opened slightly."...""Right?
Right?" He stammered again."Ah...
Mmm..." I turned away and didn't look into his eyes.Why was the village head so annoying?
I clearly didn't have a fight, so why did you force me to say that I did?"Continue to trade with the merchants.
I have a bottle of red potion with Sanaxrit Plamec here, because I accidentally got a little injured." He touched the tarpaulin on his face, as if hinting something.Wasn't the gold too long?
What Siberian melancholy coin?
What a hateful name."I know." Usually in the game, the potion usually wouldn't be used, and then give it to me?Mm, after all, it was the game's usual practice, quest reward!I checked the map.
Although the house had a name, there was no pharmacy.
Although I knew where the NPC was, the NPC didn't have a name, so it might be a bit troublesome to find it."Anyway, let's start from the nearest NPC."The closest fellow here was in the weapon shop in the east."Haha, but I don't think this place sells red potions, right?" I walked past the weapon shop."Welcome in and have a look!
Here are chemical substances, hydrochloric acid, sulfuric acid, white potion, red potion water but extremely poisonous red potion water...""..."What kind of weapon shop is this!
Isn't it normal to sell knives, guns, swords and so on?
Why are they selling potions?!"This game is in line with life...""Enough!
Your words!"But from the looks of it, the armor store next to it must be selling garbage can lids or jackets as armor, right?
No, wait, maybe the company deliberately set it up like this, but unexpectedly, they sold shields here"The lewd mirrors to resist!
Is there a barrel here?
Change it, the gymgy!"What kind of language is that guy saying?!
Jinxing dialect?!
No, it's not Jinxing dialect.
It's just a normal big tongue.
Otherwise, I would have become a bunch of people in school."Let me remind you again...""I know!
For the sake of living!" I hurried over to the armory shop.Ah, I forgot to retort about the things in the armor store..."I'm looking for businessmen, I'm looking for businessmen..." I looked at the map.
The NPC closest to this place was a house not far away from here."It's impossible for a businessman to be in a private room..." Just as I was about to walk past a private room..."Young man, do you need a bottle of red potion?""Huh!!!"I turned and looked at the old man in front of the wooden house.
There was a piece of cloth in front of him.
There were many strange things on it, which seemed to be something he didn't want.However, why did they open a stall in front of the house?
Moreover, it was extremely shabby!However..."You're talking about the red potion?""I'm sorry...
I only have one bottle of red potion.""No, no, no, just one bottle is enough.
It's okay."This businessman is really..."This game...""Quiet!""A bottle of red potion requires three nibbert Lyaha, Qiu Biqiu, and Yemuk."Huh?"What the hell Why do you old guys remember this kind of long name!
""A bottle of red potion costs threenibert Liaha, Qiubi...""Shut up!""I don't have Quibbitmik.
I only have this Nysanamecco." I take out the money the village head gave me."What?!
This...
is that Nyaxrit Plamik Coin?!""Uh...
I think it's that name.
What?
Is it valuable?""No, it's not worth much."That damned old man, village head!!
I'm going to smash him when I get back!"But because it's worthless, it's already a legend between businessmen...""Ah?"There were even legends about this?"I think I'll give you this bottle of red potion for free...
No, I'll have to ask you for money instead.""No, no need!!""No, I must!"The old man handed me the red potion and walked into the house.
After a while, he took out a bag of things.
From the sound, it sounded like the sound of coins touching each other."Here is 30,000 winter governor low dong dong dong dong coins, you take it."30,000 thump thump thump thump thump thump...
What the hell was that?
Why was the name of money so long?!
Furthermore, the name this time was a little perfunctory!But 30,000...
there seemed to be a lot...
but why did I feel as if I had given something super valuable to him?
It seemed like I had suffered a heavy loss instead."Well, forget it, then I'll take my leave first.""..."A "hand" who quietly modified the data"Hehehe!" He lowered his head and looked at the coins.
The laughing old man muttered to himself.That person, he had returned...!